Top 10 takeaways from MLB's Opening Week

Has more RBIs than 8 teams

10) If Chris Davis isn't on your fantasy team roster, you aren't in first place

9) CC Sabathia outdueled Justin Verlander to salvage a game in Detroit for the Yankees, and at least 100,000 in paid attendance in the Bronx in April

8) In the time it took you to read this, a Houston Astro has struck out

7) Marco Scutaro showed that while he may dominate October, April is an entirely different matter

6) Robinson Cano is hitting .130 with no homers or RBIs, which would be meaningful if anyone who plays fantasy baseball is dumb enough to deal him now

5) Carlos Marmol lost the closing job for the Cubs, which begs the question of how he ever got it in the first place

4) It turns out that this Clayton Kershaw guy is going to stay good or something

3) Dan Haren is giving fans in the rest of the NL East hope that the season may be worth playing after all

2) Justin Upton seems OK with this idea of playing on the same team as his brother

1) No team is winless, though fans of Houston, Miami, Milwaukee and San Diego will be excused for thinking otherwise