Top 10 takeaways from the Tim Tebow release from the Jets

Cue the Sad Hulk Piano Music

10) It was entirely unfair that one of the least accurate QBs in NFL history never got a real chance to be inaccurate in New York

9) There's no telling how the Jets' punt team is going to be able to overcome this loss

8) The release was inevitable, given Tebow's apparent failure to sell tickets

7) This entire saga is going to be all of the proof that future generations need to point out that people in this age were complete idiots

6) There is no truth to the rumor that after the announcement came out, ESPN put Skip Bayless in mittens and hid his razors, scissors and sleeping pills

5) Redneck America is sure to follow Tebow to whatever second-tier CFL team signs him next

4) If you honestly think this is the end of the media over-coverage of this circus, I truly want you at my next poker game

3) New York's tabloid newspapers, in outrage over the move, will only give the Jets' half of the back covers now

2) If he doesn't show up in a pro wrestling storyline in the next five years, a great opportunity will have been lost

1) Regardless of your feelings about gay people, I think we can all be thankful that Jason Collins took ESPN off 24-hour coverage of this