Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Top 10 takeaways from the Summer of Tebow

Pick Your Hand Of Inaccurate QB
10) The club is thinking about using him on kickoffs, because that's the only way to make sure that the special teams are inspired

9) In the time it took me to write this takeaway, ESPN mentioned him 14 times, despite there being no change to his situation

8) Most NFL teams wouldn't use the backup QB on kickoffs, but most NFL teams actually have a backup QB tht they want to keep healthy

7) There's no truth to the rumor that the Jets are selling Mark Sanchez jerseys with tear off names and numbers for the inevitable switch to Tebow

6) The only good thing the Jets did last year was red zone scoring, which is, of course, the thing they want Tebow to do

5) That wounded duck throw in a rainy practice is the only footage that we are allowed to see of him this off-season

4) If Tebow studies very, very hard, he'll be able to master the plays for both kickoff as well as punts

3) Jets Fan is totally going to forget Brad Smith after this

2) Since the team has a tough opening schedule, Sanchez has already accepted the idea that he's screwed

1) Never in the history of the NFL has the back-up QB of an also-ran team that won't make the playoffs this year, either, got so much pub

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