Top 10 signs that Brad Childress will be fired

10) Owner Zygi Wilf keeps asking him for TPS reports

9) In the wake of his dismissal of Randy Moss, his fan no longer has his back

8) Brett Favre no longer interested in making him bark like a dog, wear the French maid outfit, or look at pictures on his cell phone

7) Percy Harvin is faking migraines every time Childress tries to talk to him

6) Prince no longer a Vikings fan, or living in Minneapolis

5) Caterers are actively sabotaging him

4) Whenever you have the same won-loss record as the Detroit Lions, Cleveland Browns or Cincinnati Bengals, your job security is not good

3) Defensive coordinatory Leslie Frazier has already ordered new business cards

2) Reporters start off press conferences with questions like, "Hasn't anyone told you?"

1) He's got a Friday afternoon meeting with Human Resources, and security guards are in the room