Top 10 questions from GarnettGate

On what we have to presume is a slow news day here in Blogfrica -- seriously, we just can't care that much about Randy Moss going to Tennessee, can we? -- the Internets are all a-Twitter about whether Kevin Garnett crossed a line by dropping the Cancer Bomb on the Pistons' Charlie Villaneuva. Here's all you need to know...

10) Seeing how cancer patients rarely get that way by personal choice, couldn't Garnett think of a more loathesome disease for his hate speech?

9) How many Celtic Fans will suffer injury from twisting themselves into justifying Garnett?

8) If Villanueva were actually a good player, wouldn't he have heard this line of trash talk before?

7) Was Garnett this big of an asshat in Minnesota, or has the Celtic Mystique taken him to a new level?

6) If we can't mock a man for his medical condition, what can we mock him for, really?

5) Why is Garnett trash talking a scrub from a winless team when they have a 20-point lead, and why does Celtics coach Doc Rivers have him in the game at that point anyway?

4) Is there a better use of Twitter than this?

3) Now that this is out of the bag, isn't Villaneuva just asking for road fans in tougher NBA arenas to just serenade him with this?

2) How do any NBA refs, particularly the ones that know people who have been affected by the disease, give Garnett the benefit of any doubt on any call now?

1) Can't we make Garnett wear the pink breast cancer awareness gear all year round as penance?