Top 10 World Series Takeaways

10) This will totally make up for tomorrow's Blue state election disaster

9) Finally, it's safe for fat guys to play baseball again

8) This proves, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that every state should legalize marijuana

7) Pat Burrell should have to give his World Series ring back

6) Now Texas Fan can go back to his first true love -- abandoning the Cowboys during a losing year for high school and college football

5) Seriously, the New York fans of the Giants can go screw

4) Cliff Lee's control and Jedi mind tricks clearly don't extend to late October

3) On some (really dull) level, it's cool that a team with all home-grown starting pitchers won a World Series

2) With luck, the disappointment won't lead to relapses for Ron Washington and Josh Hamilton, but you never know, really

1) After two bubble finishes in my fantasy leagues, a 1-6 record in picking playoff series, and a strong dislike for the Giants and their fans, I've rarely been happier that an MLB season is over