Top 10 reasons why the Vikings released Randy Moss

10) Figured they could somehow find 13 catches for 174 yards in four games from some other source

9) In Minnesota, they get really offended when you don't talk to the media

8) Clearly, bad things happen to Moss whenever he plays in New England in 2010

7) Brad Childress needed to show owner Zygi Wilf who is in charge, because Chilly is just on such solid ground at this point

6) Team felt that Patriot Fan didn't have enough reasons to be unspeakably, insufferably smug

5) The organization that brought you the Love Boat, the Whizzinator, Tarvaris Jackson and the continued adventures of Bretty McQuittingPenis isn't exactly good at decision making

4) Shockingly, Moss wasn't giving his full effort on every play

3) Club just remembered they had Sidney Rice, and he's coming back and all

2) When you are 2-5, you might as well lose with guys that aren't, you know, scumbags

1) Club only has room for one dramatically overrated attention whore who plays by his own rules

Bonus... they watched this thing. Jeez...