Top 10 NFL Week 10 Ad Questions

10) How much new engineering do you really need to put Taco Bell stuff into a different format?

9) Is there a single better indication of the class war in America than the annual seasonal presence of new car ads with gift bows on the roofs?

8) Can Miller Lite be brought up on war crimes for their Europen Man Thing ad, and how on God's green earth does this sell beer?

7) If the future President is dependent on the ability of a phone to change a train ticket, doesn't this tell you everything that you need to know about our hopes as a country?

6) Why should I invest with a broker that thinks everything is made out of rice?

5) What does Optimum think that bellowing, fat and clumsy men are the best way to sell their services to me?

4) How surprising is it, really, that Chad Ochocinco trains at home with video games, in a room that has paintings of himself?

3) Haven't the families of our soldiers sacrified enough without having to resort to gifts from Kay Jewelry?

2) If I get a PlayStation 3, do I have provide food and shelter to a smarmy Sony executive, and if so, why would anyone ever buy one?

1) When you buy a Coors Light Home Draft box, doesn't this say all that anyone needs to know about your home?