Top 10 Week 6 NFL Ad Questions

10) Does Symbicort really make your lungs glow a brilliant blue through your shirt, and cause you to clean your pristine green pick up truck in a world where nothing else exists? I want me some of them hallucinations.

9) Why will douchebag French film directors and scooter-riding squirrels make me want to use Visa?

8) With all of the advantages that the Droid is said to have over the iPhone, can't they afford their own ads, rather than interrupting someone else's?

7) Should I consult a psychiatrist for my desire to see the Progressive auto insurance woman gang-raped by bikers, or is this simply a matter of rough justice for crimes against humanity?

6) How is Geico's use of non-human employees conducive to savings?

5) Why does eating KFC's new "food" product cause people to line up like a Depression-era bread line?

4) Isn't "The Men Who Stare At Goats" a documentary of the life of Cleveland Browns fans?

3) How are we supposed to drink Bud Golden Wheat responsibly when you pour it into a mug that's the size of a bathtub?

2) Are Coors Light drinkers so stupid that they can't work out any other method of knowing if their can of beer is cold than vision?

1) Is anyone else picturing the suitcase-abusing stewardess in the FedEx ad as more than a little scary in the sack? (And now, thanks to the magic of suggestion, you are!)