Top 10 NFL Week 5 Takeaways

First Down, White Men

10) In the time it took you to read this, the Patriots got another first down

9) Buffalo Fan can officially stop being excited about 2012 now

8) It turns out that Chicago Fan is OK with traveling to Jacksonville, too

7) It only took five games for Robert Griffin The Third to become Robert Griffin The Concussed

6) Chiefs Fan cheered the injury to QB Matt Cassel because they seemingly have never watched back-up Brady Quinn play football, or can't remember last year's Tyler Palko Debacle

5) The Giants spotted Cleveland 14 points just to make Cleveland Fan even more depressed about their eventual loss

4) Green Bay blew a 21-3 halftime lead without bad refs doing them in, mostly because their offensive line is made of paper-maiche

3) The Seahawks overcame Russell Wilson's crippling lack of tallness to, well, run the ball 35 times and complete 19 of 25 passes

2) Miami went on the road and punked the Bengals in a game with 5 turnovers and not much in the way of actually interesting football

1) The Vikings crushed the Titans to become that team with the great early season record and eventual one and done playoff appearance