Top 10 NFL Week 3 Takeaways

The Last 3-0 Cardinals QB, From 1974

10) Tim Tebow made a play to get a first down on a fake punt, which the NFL is required by federal law to show you

9) Detroit beat the Titans 25-21, but as that was just in the fourth quarter, they didn't actually win the game

8) Jets-Dolphins was so riveting, we needed more than four quarters of it (along with three different channels where I live showing it)

7) If you had the 0-2 Saints in your Survivor Pool, you kind of deserved what you got

6) Blaine Gabbert completed one pass of any importance today in a road game, and somehow won

5) San Francisco proved, yet again, that being the best team in the NFL in early September is not that big of a deal

4) Cincy beat the Redskins despite spending most of the second half forgetting how to tackle

3) Houston became the new best team in the NFL with their dismantling of the Broncos

2) Arizona and Kevin Kolb are now 3-0 and alone in first place in the NFC West, just like everyone predicted

1) There are now three undefeated teams left in the league, and as one of them starts Kevin Kolb at QB, you can safely ignore the league until the playoffs starts