Top Ten NFL Preseason Week 3 Takeaways

10) Russell Wilson earned the job in Seattle, forever ending the prejudice against short QB prospects

9) The New York Jets offense and ticket office would like you to believe that preseason doesn't matter at all, no sir, not any

8) After watching Nick Foles take apart Cleveland, the fan bases of Miami and Arizona are on high alert for Mike Kafka

7) Dallas has set strict conduct guidelines for Dez Bryant, most of which can be boiled down to not being Dez Bryant

6) Peyton Manning threw for two touchdowns against the Niners, putting to rest any worries that he's a single bad hit to his neck away from full-time commercial work

5) Buffalo is still winless in the preseason and got their teeth kicked in by Pittsburgh, so if you want to just cede the AFC East to New England now, that'll be fine

4) The Steelers lost David DeCastro, their first round pick at right guard, after he broke an astonishing number of ligaments in his left leg, which means that all of your Steeler fantasy picks are hosed

3) The Bucs lost Davin Joseph, their two-time Pro Bowl guard, after he broke an astonishing number of ligaments in his left leg, which means that all of your Buccaneer fantasy picks are hosed

2) Tarvaris Jackson was traded from Seattle to Buffalo, and if this has impact on your fantasy league, you officially are playing in way too deep of a league

1) Terrell Owens got released, which means that we're now down to 26 teams away from every team personally firing him