Top 12 reasons why Steve Nash wants to play in Miami next year

12) Needs to have his own jersey with that sweet sweet ABA Floridian retro wear

11) Is a bit too Canadian to really enjoy life in Arizona

10) Thinks he just might be able to beat out Mario Chalmers and Norris Cole for playing time

9) Florida, like Arizona, is a nice play to go when you are old

8) Has never lost in the Finals before, and there's no better place to do that than on LeBron's team

7) Wants to combine with Dwyane Wade for the best on paper, but not actually healthy enough to play together, backcourt in NBA history

6) Since the Heat all wore hoodies, it's time for their Heel to Face redemption, and for that, they are going to need a likable white sidekick

5) A man can only prop up Channing Frye and Marcin Gortat for so long before something snaps

4) Grant Hill smells like onions and old feet, even more than he does

3) He's made $120 million in his career without a ring, so maybe the mid-level pittance cash next year for one makes a certain amount of sense

2) Knows that this might be the only playoff team where having a defensive sieve at point guard really might not be a problem

1) Selling your soul for a ring is a time-honored tradition in the NBA