Wednesday, March 21, 2012

The Marlins Are Spending Millions To Reach A New Crowd, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

Um, wow.

And it's not fair, Internet, to slag gay people over this thing. Just because it's making everyone who views it remember Liberace, just because it brings together all of the understated class and taste of a John Waters film shot in a trailer park, and just because guys in the Mardi Gras celebrations in New Orleans and the Mummers parade in Philadelphia think it's over the top, that doesn't make it gay.

It does, however, make it camp. And a fine reason to remember that the Marlins owner, Jeff Loria, is one of the most regrettable human beings on the planet...

Update -- oh, man, it gets better. There's a song, too. As in... It Gets Better. We are coming out to you! Let's make a date!

Go Fish? Hello, sailor...


Anonymous said...

Go Fish? Really?

OK - got any 6's?

Anonymous said...

No. Got any 9s?

OK, 8s? I'll owe you one.

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