Top 10 signs that Vinny Del Negro is getting fired

10) Somehow not winning with the mid-season infusion of happy campers Kenyon Martin and Nick Young

9) People are starting to notice that when he's not dunking people into next week, Blake Griffin isn't actually that good

8) Still pining over the loss of Chauncey Billups, mostly for his coaching skills

7) Chris Paul's last Hornets' club was better than this, and most of those guys are now on milk cartons

6) Clipper Fan, with his long history of demanding excellence, will not settle for anything less than a parade

5) Donald Sterling's prostitutes don't like him very much

4) Have to someone convince Paul to re-up after next season, as if that's going to happen

3) The Clippers haven't gotten his complex defensive scheme of actually trying a little

2) Caron Butler hasn't actually broken a sweat in his last 20 games, and still gets minutes

1) Um, he's Vinny del Negro