Top 10 reasons why the Dodgers are selling to Magic Johnson's group

10) Frank McCourt wants to make sure the team stays in adulterous hands

9) Team really wants to sell burgers and show movies

8) Bud Selig knows that making McCourt sell to a black guy is one last fun kick in the teeth

7) Thinks that if they sell to a celebrity, it's more likely to get approved by a bankruptcy court

6) Part of the deal includes Magic hosting the post-game show with Sheila E on drums

5) The other finalists just seem a little too, how shall we say, interested in strolling across the Red Sea

4) WIth Magic's group, you also get Stan Kasten, the mastermind behind the Washington Nationals

3) Magic's group also includes Peter Guber of Mandalay Entertainment, because MLB has never had a problem with gambling money being involved

2) Want to prove to Dodger Fan that there is, in fact, a kind and merciful God

1) Believe that this group has the quality and character required to join the illustrious ownership history of Rupert Murdoch, Peter O'Malley and the McCourts