Top 10 NFL Week 17 Ad Questions

10) If I fly with Southwest, do I have to tackle automated kiosks from other airlines first?

9) Do I have to be a guitar-playing corporate douchetool to take advantage of the $10 Pizza Hut deal?

8) Is there a bigger reason to avoid fantasy football than the annual "You Had A Bad Day" montage?

7) If your party is made by sauceless hot wings from Kentucky Fried Chicken, how have you managed to avoid suicide?

6) Why are AT&T smartphone users such know-it-all tools?

5) Does anyone believe that Deion Sanders can actually manipulate a complicated computer operation, or care about the NFL Network's coverage of the playoffs, since no one actually gets that channel?

4) Why does Visa think I care any more about who some schmuck takes to the Super Bowl than last year's old fossils that go to every one?

3) What is that group of Chevy users doing that makes no cell phone coverage such a concern?

2) Is Dodge sure that its buyers should feel like they are at the top of the food chain?

1) Are Coors Light drinkers so hopelessly stupid that they not only need the cans to turn color when cold, but also coaching on how to pour the slop?