Top 10 NFL Conference Championship Ad Questions

10) Are NFL fans really interested in paying to see a 3-D movie featuring a pro wrestler than can manipulate his tits?

9) If you are taking investment advice from someone wearing a diaper, isn't that a cry for help?

8) Will drinking Dr. Pepper cause me to reduce my existence to a single noun?

7) Is driving a Ford such a soul-deadening experience that likening it to a computer is considered a compliment?

6) Couldn't Taylor come up with a name for their clubs that people might be able to say without giggling like 12-year-olds?

5) Why are car manufacturers making new vans, when the old windowless ones are the only ones that the core creepy guy demographic wants?

4) Since the R2 unit will save your life many times over and be one of the galaxy's biggest heroes, shouldn't you choose it over a cell phone?

3) Can't the stolen tiger mascot eat the annoying cell phone users, just once?

2) If I buy a Cadillac, do I have to drive it backwards?

1) Isn't Peyton Manning too small and not athletic enough to be believable as a ref?