Top 10 signs you've been watching too much preseason football

10) You know the name of the backup punter

9) You've become overly fond and/or irrational about some smurf wideout that won't make the team (Danny Amendola *is* the new Wes Welker!)

8) You're convinced that there's a position controversy based on the first preseason game (Kyle Orton is *so* losing his job)

7) You get irrationally angry when your team's backups don't do well against the other team's starters

6) You are convinced that your viewership is going to be the key to your fantasy team win, since no one else could possibly know about David Clowney

5) You haven't only noticed the relative lack of commercials slowing down the game, you're coming to expect it

4) Along with the fourth-string scrubs, you're hoping for overtime

3) You feel cheated when the starters don't play for more than a series

2) You prefer the homer-riffic team alumni announcing crews

1) You've watched any preseason football