Top 11 Consolations for Mets Fans

11) When you lose a game on an unassisted triple play, that's just special

10) Tom Glavine can't hurt you anymore

9) It's nice to see Pedro Martinez happy

8) Unless the Nats get really hot, they won't finish in last place in the division

7) In your fantasy draft next year, you could wind up with Jose Reyes, Johan Santana and David Wright

6) Many good seats available for the rest of the year

5) That middle of the night firing of Willie Randolph doesn't seem so mean anymore

4) They should be good and rested for next year, and try much harder

3) It's not like you've never had to endure a year like this before

2) You didn't really want to have to root for Billy Wagner anyway

1) All things considered, this September will be better than the last two