205 Drop: Top 10 signs your NFL team isn't going to do well in the draft

Today's snarky drop, just to prove to you that the site's mission will continue despite the current solemnity, is chock-full of NFL hate. I'm proud of the continuing denigration of my race, and the phrases "dying nerdlings" and "coked-up greaseball." Those should be good for some quality search engine traffic.