How You Get To Be The Bengals

Step 1: Compile a roster of talented malcontents.

Step 2: Watch as said malcontents self-destruct, mostly because they can't stay outside of police cars.

Step 3: Lose a ferocious amount of games while more or less quitting.

Step 4: Hire Cedric Benson to show that you have not learned your lesson.

Step 5: Sign Tank Johnson, who on top of not being sane, also isn't very good.

Seriously, people of Porkopolis, do you still watch this team, or are you just waiting for the owner to die first?