Top 10 Wildcard Sunday Ad Questions
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| Hat Tip, Patton Oswalt |
9) Does using Old Spice make your mother into a morbidly obese emo stalker?
8) Will ingesting Appleby's "food" make me engage in spasmodic dance?
7) Does ever Jaguar driver look like a man you'd pay money to punch?
6) Are we so bored with food shows now that we are watching Mr. Burns hosting it?
5) If I use the Home Depot for carpet installation, will I become way too involved with my carpet?
4) Are Nationwide drivers required to cart around Ben Franklin impersonators?
3) Does Taco Bell sell a lot of food to statutory rapists?
2) Is KFC the restaurant for the saddest parents in the world?
1) Do you have to be a costumed doofus to eat at Subway?
2 comments:
Have you seen the trailer for Lone Survivor? The first thing quoted is that it's "the most extraordinary war film since Saving Private Ryan".
Just noticed today that the respected film critic who said that was Bill freaking Simmons. I laughed.
Given that his picks this year are even worse than mine, good to see him working on the next career.
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