A Brief And Obvious Point About The Miami Heat's Victory Parade

Make sure to leave early

Parades are not games.

Real sports fans prefer to watch games over things that are, well, not games.

So if you find yourself watching footage of, reading an account about, or paying any attention at all to what happens in a parade...

Well, um, OK.

But you do know there's (a) a game on, and (b) better Not Games available?