Top 10 instant takeaways from the LeBron Decision Show

10) Assuming you aren't a Cavs fan, your level of distaste for this spectacle generally matched your level of age and whiteness

9) This won't be the last time that someone does this

8) The first several minutes of The Decision were exactly like the preceeding hours of ESPN programming

7) Finally, we can move on to the Luis Scola free agent watch

6) In all of the stress of The Decision, James forgot to look in the mirror when choosing his shirt

5) Cleveland, New York and Chicago Fan is going to burn down their local Boys and Girls Clubs in vengeance

4) This was all part of ESPN's Special Secret Plan to hype the World Cup final

3) If you weren't satisfied in watching this show, it's all LeBron's fault, rather than yours for watching it

2) Cavs Fan can go right to blaming Pat Riley for this, assuming they'd prefer not to go straight to the James Hate

1) The biggest loser in this: Jim Gray and ESPN