Monday, May 10, 2010

Top 11 entities that put up a bigger fight than the Hawks vs. the Magic

I thought about writing a recap of this, but if you can figure out a way to squeeze out more than 100 words out of the most lopsided playoff series in NBA history -- 101 point differential in 4 games -- you are better at filling the blog hole than me. Though, to be fair, 16 made three pointers probably had more to do with this one than anything else, though if you want to just write DWIGHT MAD DWIGHT SMASH 30 times, that would work too.

The Magic may be this good, and they have to be considered the front-runner to represent the East in the Finals, but let's just say that the Hawks didn't exactly pull any muscles in trying to stop this. Joe Johnson is so out of here, and someone needs to tell the guy in Mike Bibby's jersey that there's a YMCA somewhere that he can look quick at. In the suburbs.

Anyway, on to the list...

11) Custer

10) Sports Blog Law requires that I say something about the French military here, so let's go with the Maginot Line

9) Undercard wrestlers against guys who are getting a "monster" push

8) The Frank Caliendo late night show

7) Ethiopians with spears against Mussolini's tanks

6) A ham sandwich against JaMarcus Russell

5) JaMarcus Russell

4) The Polish infantry against Hitler's tanks

3) The Detroit Lions in their Thanksgiving game

2) The turkey at Thanksgiving

1) Atlanta Fan, and several of the playoff teams he's rooted for in the last 20 years

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