Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Top 10 signs that Lakers-Jazz isn't going to go long

10) Jazz Fan is pining their hopes on the return of a guy (Andrei Kirilenko) who can't defend Kobe Bryant when he's healthy

9) Phil Jackson doesn't even have the heart to game the refs

8) Carlos Boozer has already put his house up for sale

7) The Lakers are 40-1 (and Coach Philip is 34-0) after taking a 2-0 series lead, and this Jazz team is not exactly making anyone think of the 1969 Celtics

6) Krrylo Fesenko is 1 for 9 in this series, which is hard to do when you mostly only shoot dunks

5) Deron Williams was 4 of 16 in Game Two, which is hard to do when you mostly are defended by Derek Fisher

4) The Lakers are 2-0 despite Ron Artest shooting, or more accurately attempting to shoot, three pointers

3) Whenever the Jazz need a stop, the Lakers just play volleyball with offensive rebounding from their bigs, or block a shot or six

2) The only reason the first two games have been close is that the Laker bench hasn't been able to hold leads

1) LA is going to want to be rested when they have to play a real team in Round 3

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