Top 10 reasons why Jayson Werth signed with the Nationals

10) Can't wait to play with the cool prof-essionalism and winning attitude of (18 year old) Bryce Harper

9) Has always dreamed of following in the footsteps of Adam Dunn

8) Really tired of having to work past October, or when it's cold

7) Ever since he was a little boy, has dreamed of being a National

6) It's as close as he could get to where he was truly happy - Baltimore

5) By signing with the Nats, he ensures that, just like everyone else in baseball, he won't have to face Stephen Strasburg

4) Knows that Domonic Brown was eventually going to take his job, so he might as well play in Philadelphia South

3) Once you have been with four teams, going to a fifth really doesn't seem like a big deal

2) It was the best way to get overpaid and still be playing for a playoff contender in 18 monnths

1) Seven years for $126 million buys an awful lot of tolerance for losing