Top 10 takeaways from UConn's Women's Basketball team losing

10) Stanford, the team that beat them, was the last school to take them down in 2008, so, um, there's that

9) If you can name any of the current players for either team without a blood or dating relation, you have a problem

8) UConn's male basketball team can go back to being called the Huskies now, rather than the Male Huskies

7) Coach Geno Auriemma gets to use up his 15 minutes of fame faster than expected

6) ESPN can go back to showing this sport 10X more than its viewers wants, rather than 100X

5) The sport now actually has a rivalry that isn't roans versus bays

4) Stanford's recruiting efforts to get a big boost, since there were very few reasons to go to the school before

3) Auriemma gets to go back to screaming at his players, whining about the refs, and in general, behaving like every other coach on the planet

2) Some truly degenerate betters just lost the use of their thumbs

1) America can now go safely back to ignoring women's basketball