Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Top 12 Takeaways From Cary Williams' PracticeGate Apology

He Does A Lot Of Apologizing
Eagles CB1 (sigh) Cary Williams apologized today to the team for calling out HC Chip Kelly's intense practices as the root of the team's slow starts. Here's all you need to know...

12) No one told Williams that it's not a great idea for athletes in Philadelphia to talk about practice

11) It makes all of the sense in the world that a team that has dominated in the fourth quarter has been over-practicing

10) Williams said that honesty isn't necessarily the best policy all the time, so no one tell him that he's really not up to the job of CB1

9) If Williams is reported to have friends in gangs in the off-season prior to his release, feel free to be a mite suspicious of those allegations

8) Kelly says this didn't bother him, mostly because he's 3-0 with three comebacks and nothing's really bothering him right now

7) If S Nate Allen had broken up that 81-yard bomb to WR DeSean Jackson, the practices would have been just fine

6) Judging from Williams' lack of enthusiasm for off-season workouts, this didn't exactly come as a shock

5) Your prop bet of "Eagles draft a CB in the first round in 2015" is looking nice

4) You can take a Raven out of Baltimore, but you can't take Baltimore out of an ex-Raven

3) The apology is totally going to fix any PR problem that Williams has with Eagle Fan

2) Kelly was going to make a bigger deal out of this, but the Edible Arrangement that Williams sent was really nice, and this blog is in no way getting paid off in an affiliate deal with Edible Arrangements

1) Cornerbacks should be neither seen nor heard

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