Top 10 takeaways from Wes Welker's PED suspension

Wes Likes The Blue Sky

10) Dozens of slow white possession WRs are now devoid of a role model or professional comp

9) Since he was no longer with the Patriots when this happened, that proves that the only thing keeping him on the straight and narrow was the moral compass of Bill Belichick

8) This is really going to hurt his chance at Canton, even more than the fact that his stats are going to seem increasingly mediocre in the pinball future

7) I'm really not sure how meth increases performance on a football field, unless you can catch more balls in the gaps in your teeth

6) Welker may get extra time if the DEA ever finds the body of that kid on the bike who witnessed the train robbery

5) The guy in your fantasy league who got him cheap due to the prior injury issues is also feeling head trauma right now

4) Gisele Bundchen's eye for WR talent is totally vindicated

3) We should have all seen this coming, since Welker was originally a Dolphin, and hence, tainted from the very start of his NFL life

2) If this doesn't stop the constant tongue bath the media gives this guy, nothing will

1) We can be well-assured that the meth that Welker took was gritty and over-achieved