Top 10 NFL Week 12 Ad Questions

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10) If I buy gifts from Kay, will I get undue attention from old black guys?

9) Has Subway thought over the idea that eating their food constitutes a bold choice?

8) How long has DirecTV had the ability to make squirrels do their bidding?

7) If I shop at Wal-Mart, do I have to be a gibbering loon, or will I just be turned into one by the act of going to Wal-Mart?

6) There really is no way on God's green earth to restrict Christmas ads from occurring before Thanksgiving now, is there?

5) Has Michelob forgotten that beer is actually a depressant, rather than a sports drink?

4) Does anyone else feel a kind of anti-patriotism when they consider how apt we are to stuff many cheeses inside a pizza crust?

3) Can you use a GoPro camera without getting Jon Gruden audio?

2) Given the startling amount of timewaste involved in playing video games, should the slogan really be "Greatness Awaits"?

1) Are Budweiser drinkers really into hammer-esque foot stomps from women wearing stiletto heels, or is that fetish a side effect?