Thursday, August 20, 2009

Top 10 signs that you are over-preparing for your fantasy football draft

10) You have contempt for overly popular analysts who work for well-known sites, since *anyone* can read them

9) Your draft preparation includes statistics that you invented

8) You've emailed your commish on rule questions / changes / rants

7) You embrace bizarre league sizes, rules and position eligibility plays, since they reward the geeky

6) Casual fantasy players ask you for advice in much the same way that the kids in Springfield deal with Comic Book Guy

5) You wish fantasy football wasn't so popular, because it makes you uncomfortable to have a mainstream vice

4) You can make the case for six different players to be the #1 pick, and also savagely ridicule the merits of all of them

3) The playoff exploits of any number of players doesn't register on your radar, since those don't show up in fantasy

2) You have sleepers, busts, overrated sleepers and overhyped busts

1) This entire list made you angry for many reasons, not the least of which was that it didn't help your draft prep

1 comment:

Andrew said...

That's fantasy baseball for me every spring. It's a never-ending season.