Gotta go to... somewhere else

Currently running on this site... ads for Modell's Sporting Goods, who would like you to know that they are the official sporting goods supplier of the Boston Celtics.

Which makes me feel a lot better about my frequent shopper card for Dick's, which is where I bought my poker table, chips, golf balls, golf umbrella, club for my kid to go with me to the range, and, well, everything else that I could possibly buy in sporting goods for the theoretical rest of my life...