Today's's link is written for one specific reader in mind, the frequent commenter CMJDad. He's an ex co-worker, good friend, member of my core poker group, and an absolute, stone-cold global warming doubter. We talk politics at times, but only to see if we can raise each other's blood pressure. And if I know him at all, he'll be honored to have inspired a post (well, him and the current ball sweat-riffic heat wave), and show that appreciation by telling me to do something anatomically impossible. Enjoy, sir!