FTT's First Advertiser

Ed. Note: Throughout FTT's long and storied history as The Sports Blog That Loves You Back, we've avoided advertising, for fear that it would cheapen the user experience.

But as bandwidth and payroll costs have continued to spiral, we feel we have no choice but to open our doors to commerce. Please now consider this week's advertiser, just in time for SB Sunday.

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