Top 10 reasons why the Knicks lost Donnie Walsh

10) Unlike the rest of the management team, Walsh can be exposed to sunlight

9) Not having any fun being under the salary cap

8) No more talent needs to be acquired now that they have Carmelo Anthony

7) Best way to truly, um, motivate Mike D'Antoni

6) Desperate to increase the return they get from consultants

5) Having spent the better part of two years not being a laughingstock, just kinda miss it

4) If they retained him, then actually intelligent people might have been suckered into season tickets

3) Helps to ensure that Amar'e Stoudamire's microfracture, eye and back issues return

2) Still annoyed at him for somehow not landing Stephen Curry

1) You would not believe the quality and severity of the photographs that Isiah has over the Dolans