Top 10 reasons why the Warriors hired Mark Jackson

10) Can't wait to see how his Cookie Monster Voice translates to the professional level

9) Considering the low standard set by Don Nelson late in life, he won't be the worst they've had

8) Will be able to teach the Warriors' young point guards how to be heavy and slow laterally

7) Gives ABC/ESPN the ability for an All Van Gundy telecast in the next 6 to 9 months, and they are looking forward to that kind of war crime

6) Completes the set of ruined St. John's legacy cases after the Chris Mullin Experience

5) It's not as if defense wins games in the NBA, or that the Warriors need any help in that regards

4) As history has shown, hiring announcers always works

3) They are looking forward to him losing his attention span in the middle of games and discussing anything but the game that's happening in front of him

2) Travis Best said no, and knows that they are not, in fact, better than that

1) Convinced that his "Hand Down Man Down" wisdom is the only thing standing between them and an NBA crown