Five Game Six Grizzly-Spurs Takeaways

So, no Game Seven's in Round One. This would have never happened if David Stern were still alive...

5) The Grizzly public address announcer has perfected the manly art of sounding like he's taking a dump during every utterance

4) Zach Randolph delivered 31 points, 11 rebounds, 12 of 22 shooting from the field, 7 of 8 from the line, and everlasting hope for fat basketball players who can't jump

3) This might have been the last game ever for Antonio McDyess, which will just cripple the Spurs, seeing how there's no way they can find someone else to give them 10 points and 2 rebounds in 26 minutes from the power forward position

2) Grizz Fan is like a college fan out there with the cheering, which only makes sense, seeing how there has only been college basketball fans in this market for decades

1) The Spurs became the first #1 seed to lose a best-of-seven where everyone who watched the games had no idea how this level of talent could have ever been a #1 seed in the first place