Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: Our New National Nightmare Begins

Tony the Cornhole out at MNF for the transparent lie that he couldn't hack the air travel. Hell, Tony, if that was all that it was, I'm fairly sure we could have arranged people to come shake the wings of any plane you were on.

Chucky Gruden takes the chair; announces his plan to spend 17 weeks talking about the back-up QB. But that, at least, will have *something* to do with the game you are watching, and should involve less Brett Favre Ball Washing...