Monday, July 11, 2011

Top Ten Takeaways From The Latest Pacman Jones Arrest

10) You have to admire his optimism, after so many previous incidents, to still resist arrest

9) To all of Pacman's critics who say he won't play hurt, please note that he fought two copes while wearing a neck brace

8) If only the NFL hadn't locked him out, this incident would have stopped at jaywalking

7) He might be starting to get the hint by saying things like "At the end of the day, I'm the bad guy"

6) His alibi of being out with his wife is just priceless, really

5) There's no way the Bengals will be able to overcome the loss of a guy who played five games and had 11 tackles and one pick

4) Roger Goodell will settle the lockout just so that he can suspend him some more

3) In case you aren't ready to label him a bust, compare this moment to the promise of "Make It Rain"

2) If you didn't know that he was last employed by the Bengals, I'm pretty sure that you could have guessed that part

1) Believe it or not, the Bengals still see him as a starter

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