Thursday, February 24, 2011

Top 10 thoroughly shocking pre-spring training MLB developments

10) The Reds and Cardinals have managed to upset each other through the careless use of language

9) Jimmy Rollins guaranteed something or other

8) Brian Roberts missed some workouts, but says he'll be totally fine

7) The federal government lawsuit against Barry Bonds moved forward but did not finish

6) Rich Harden is dealing with an injury

5) Miguel Cabrera had a regrettable episode with alcohol

4) Joe Mauer downgraded any possible health issue

3) Yankee coverage revolved entirely around the weight of various pitchers

2) Dutiful stories were filed by Royals beat writers about the team's incredible young talent

1) The Mets embarrassed their fans with the off-the-field misadventures of their management

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What about Dusty claiming that somebody took a dump in the dugout where he usually stood towards the end of his time as the Cubs manager?

My response would have been, "Well you took many dumps there yourself. You should be used to that."