Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Top 10 reasons why Kevin Garnett is right about everything

The Celtics' power forward has a string of on-court run-ins this season that has caused even some Celtics Fans to question his judgment and temperament. Why are they all wrong?

10) Just by looking at the undersized JJ Barea, you know he's angry about everything, and needs to be shown his place

9) All-Father Stern hasn't suspended or reprimanded KG, and the commish has a long standing and obvious anti-Celtic bias that no one denies

8) Just by looking at the undersized and aging Spike Lee, you know he's angry about everything, and needs to be shown his place

7) Doc Rivers doesn't have a problem with anything KG has done, and as last year's Rasheed Wallace Experience shows, Doc's a real hard-ass

6) Just by looking at the precocious and ref-coddled Kevin Durant, you know he's angry about everything, and needs to be shown his place

5) Only Garnett, in the entire width and breadth of the NBA, brings intensity to regular season games

4) Since Dwight Howard dared to do his little pre-game spasmodic dance routine, you know he needs to be shown his place

3) Celtics Fan, since they have just seen more meaningful games than anyone else, deserves the extra edge that KG's antics might give them, since basketball just matters more to them

2) Just by looking at Channing Frye's big man distance shooting game, you know he's angry about everything, and needs to be shown his place

1) It's OK if you are a Celtic

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