Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Top 10 reasons why Donald Trump should take over the Mets

10) As history shows, bringing Trump in means that your league will end in three years with a disastrous anti-trust suit, and given what's happened to Mets Fan in the past few years, that's a win

9) It might prevent him from running from President

8) Steinbrenner's spawn just don't seem crazy enough to drive the day-in, day-out needs of the New York press

7) Best way to ensure that the NL East remains a nice cushy playoff aid to the Phillies

6) On some level, the Mets' ownership really should always refer to itself in the third person

5) MLB's ownership ranks getting more and more comfortable with guys who are bankrupt and insane

4) That orange wig is a natural for merch sales, and already on brand with the Mets' logo

3) We might finally get a good tie-in with the casino industry and baseball, since the game has such a good history with that sort of thing

2) Mets Fan will at least have the fun of watching many people he hates get the Trump public firing treatment

1) It's not as if the bar has been raised very high here

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't think I have ever seen a human face more like that of a pig. Looks like he has just lifted it up from grunteling about in the swill.

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