Sunday, July 5, 2009

Athlete Nicknames You Do Not Want

Nicknames in hard economic times are always more red-meat, and with the current economic times not exactly inspiring much in the way of happy thoughts, I thought I'd get the ball rolling with some ugliness. Feel free to add yours in the comments, Theoretical Reader...

Big Sissy

Old Mister Softie

Sourness

Fatty Britches

A-Rod

Balsaman

Needle Ass

Butter Butt

Mr. Paternity

Soap Dropper

Deadspin's Own

Scapegoat

AAAA

Suspect

Defendant

1 comment:

Tracer Bullet said...

The Ladyboy
Sloth
The Black Brian Russell
Flower Girl
Bleeder
The Human Forest Fire
Detroit Lions #1 pick