Just to prove that he knows how to make the money, here's Eminem's latest, which is tangentially acceptable to the blog for his backhanded swipe at Tony Romo. It's just a darn shame that in three years, we'll have to be explaining to people who Romo was. (Also, sadly, probably Em.)
Oh, and Em? Thanks for leaving Donovan out of it. He ain't got no beef with you.