Friday, January 14, 2022

Make This Happen, Wrestling


How is it that there isn't a wildly successful pro wrestling heel gimmick for a female performer who claims the name Karen?

Just complain to the ref constantly, screech for the manager when things don't go your way, drop micro-aggressive quasi racial taunts, and cash the checks as untold thousands of people pay to see you get the s*** fake-kicked out of you. 

For bonus points, dress suggestively while constantly berating people for looking at your assets.

I will also accept this in tag team format, with unsuccessful face turns as the performer points out that they are just being independent, confident, self-assertive, etc.

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