Top 10 reasons why the Chiefs fired Todd Haley

10) Didn't get the memo that Miami was already getting cheap PR heat for firing their coach today

9) Going 19-27 with a division crown might make you the coach of the century for this organization, but it doesn't give you job security

8) Shockingly, ex-Patriot GM Scott Pioli doesn't play well with others

7) Failed to keep Jamaal Charles healthy

6) With Jack del Rio out there, no incumbent coach is safe

5) Didn't tap into the incredible potential provided by Matt Cassel, Tyler Palko and one play of Kyle Orten

4) Romeo Crennel threatened to kill himself with a fork if he didn't get the gig

3) Haley picked up a 15-yard flag in Sunday's train wreck in New York, and when your coach shows less self-control than Rex Ryan, it kind of says something

2) If you are going to lose here, you should at least have the decency to give us some great Herm Edwards-style quotes on the way out

1) In that this happened in the AFC West, we have to assume that Tim Tebow inspired the move somehow