Top 10 reasons why Ndamukong Suh is appealing his $20K preseason fine

10) Would rather have a reputation as a clubhouse lawyer than a dirty player

9) Knows that by appealing, more opponents will see the footage and wet themselves

8) Needs that $20K to complete his purchase of downtown Detroit

7) James Harrison called and told him to stop copying his act

6) Sincerely believes this play is not a justified fine in 2011, because he actually exists in 1974

5) Certain that if he can just get in front of a judge and note that he has to live in Detroit, all fines will be waived

4) Won't make back that $20K for, like, days

3) Feels that it's just wrong to be subject to fines in the preseason

2) Knows what Andy Dalton did and how he totally, totally deserves it

1) Believes that nothing he ever does to a QB is wrong, because, after all, they chose to be QBs