Top 10 consolations for Eagles Fan after tonight's loss

10) If you want Mike Vick in your fantasy league, the price just went all the way down to spectacularly overinflated to wildly overinflated

9) You weren't thrilled with the size of the bandwagon anyway

8) This will give credence to your decades-long quest to run Andy Reid out of town

7) Um, the Steelers are the defending champions of the better conference and were at home

6) Once Jeremy Maclin stops not dying and starts playing football, this will all be much better

5) Mike Kafka fulfilled the historic role of the Eagles 3rd string QB, which is to be the only one that looks good in preseason

4) Vick has clearly worked on his tackling after INTs, which might come in handy, really

3) We can be pretty sure that rookie MLB Casey Matthews isn't going to have a problem with overconfidence

2) If and when LeSean McCoy gets hurt, Ronnie Brown will be more than tolerable

1) People who pay too much attention to preseason games have serious mental problems